Is it warm anywhere?

We are in the midst of a frigid winter storm here in the north. It only reached as high as -8 degrees below zero today. I am not much for getting on a plane right now but would gladly head off to a las vegas hotel if someone would send me. This is the type of cold that you just can't seem to get warm no matter how high you set the heat inside. Once you are out in it you just feel chilled to the bone. So, tell me when we head to wherever the sun is shining and I will be waiting with my bag packed.