Funny memory.

A chubby little girl is given a t-shirt by her parents. They got the t-shirt free at some junk store. The chubby little girl doesn't quite know she is chubby yet because she is just about to start school. The t-shirt reads "100% Fat Free". The little girl's parent laugh hysterically when she wears it. They send her to school in the t-shirt and she suddenly has the nickname "Tubby". The little is five and she is called "Tubby" for the 5 years at the same school by the same the kids. Wonder what the little girl would have been nicknamed had the t-shirt read "dietpill"?