Where am I now??

My husband is a lovable guy but I did not marry him for his sense of direction. The mall is a challenge for him and since he won't let me put him and the kids on leashes I have decided to get a GPS system for him as he travels most of the day for his work. I had originally considered having one embedded in the nape of his neck as he slept but my brother says that would be cruel and inhumane. "Put it in his arm sis. He can be like that guy from that movie A Beautiful Mind and dig it out with his fingernails, that was so cool." I love my family.